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Thursday, July 13, 2006

So the Gambrel Household is now dry... and by dry I by no mean am trying to say that there will be no more alcohol in the house... I mean that there is no longer water... We have to either drill our well deeper or get a new holding tank... either of which is going to suck.  The former could cost upwards of $10,000.  One word... SHITTY!


Sunday, July 02, 2006

Well under threat of forceable anal entry I have decided to make another post.  Basically this summer consists of gettin high with micah and tom and playing video games... its a blast, but i cant wait for the house in the fall... if any of us survive it will be a victory in my book.  Just got off the phone with my bro.... and it looks like he may have even more shit for the house... he is like our totally sweet hookup

Bonnaroo was tight as hell i think that we all had a great time... cause i definitly did.

Hope all is going well to all the people that I haven't talked to this summer, and looking foreword to seeing you all again in the fall... like whoa!!

 


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Here are my steps to having a great day from someone who knows

1.)  Wake up and stretch for at LEAST 30 seconds and yawn till your eyes water.
2.)  Get out of bed and listen to a happy song (my current song is 'Bowl of Oranges')
3.)  Take a long shower... I'm talkin at least 15 mins, and wash yourself thoughouly.
4.)  Dress warmly, because there is no point in being cold, and nothing will ruin a mood faster.
5.)  Now I understand that class can be the preverbial rain on your parade, but I have found that if you treat it like the work that you need to put in in order to recieve a good night of fun then it is easier.
6.)  Upon returning home go to eat with friends or if you are so inclinded by yourself.  Take your time and enjoy the company of others, or yourself
7.)  At this point in the day you may have to go to more classes or do homework, and either way just remember to think of it as if you are puting in your time for fun to be had later.
8.)  This is when I play video games, and wait for those who were unfortunate to have homework to get it finished, but do what you need to do, and then do what you want to do. *Note Drinking/Smoking can begin at any time now.
9.)  I understand that some people enjoy their freetime in all different types of ways whether it is with a loved one or with the bottom of a bottle or with mary jane... or maybe all three, but either way INDULGE!! This is a time in our lives that is truly unique and should be enjoyed to its fullest.
10.)  During this time it is very important to not let your mind wander back to problems and other types of hardships that you may be experiencing, becuase nothing is more of a buzz kill than someone being sad, or being sad yourslef (so i'm told anyways )
11.)  When finally the day is over and it comes time to retire look back at the day with a smile, because life is only our perception of it, and if we go out of a day on a high we will begin the next on the same high.

My brother once told me "Work hard, play hard... in that order" 
I would love to hear any additions you would like to make... or even critizism of my view on life I would love to hear it...


Monday, February 06, 2006

blah blah blah.. im a dirty tramp


Saturday, December 10, 2005

The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "Five Weird Habits of Yourself" and the people who get tagged need to then write a blog entry about their five quirky little habits as well as state the rules of this game clearly. In the end, you need to list the next five people who you want to tag, and then go on to leave a tag comment on their xanga.

1.)  When facing the shower head I never turn to the left.
2.)  When reading text on the screen I highlight it, un-higlight it, and so on.
3.)  I crack my nuckles and often those around me like it is going out of style.
4.)  I often make girls climax by pointing at them and saying 'Booya'. Just ask Amanda :).... or Keith
5.)  When I am thinking I tounge that little flap of skin that is at the bottom of my mouth (I'm not sure if everyone has that.... but I do!)



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